INT. DINER - NIGHT
6 hot teens are trapped in a diner, hiding from zombies.
A lady zombie starts eating someone’s brain. The teens try really hard not to be noticed.
LONG PAUSE, THEN
BROCK (TO THE OTHERS): Hey. Hey guys… I’ll have what she’s having.
The others hit him and try to get him…
- Woman: blah blah blah blah
- Man: hmm
- Woman: blah blah blah blah
- Man: mm hmm
- Woman: blah blah blah blah
- Man: right
- Woman: blah blah blah blah
- Man: uh-huh
- Woman: blah blah blah blah
- Man: hmm
- Woman: You wanna get outta here?
- Man: check!
One Act Play: Two Men
MAN 1: Hey, who’s that cute girl I always see you with?
MAN 2: My wife?
MAN 1: Yeah… what’s her story?
MAN 2: Her story? Well, she’s a lawyer. And she’s married to me?
MAN 1: Cool, cool. And how does that work? Is that like, an all the time thing, or half the time, or…?
MAN 2: It’s all the time.
MAN 1: Holidays too?
MAN 2: Yup.
MAN 1: Right, gotcha. Leap days?
MAN 2: DUDE.
MAN 1: OKAY, I get it. You’re REALLY uptight. Good to know. Geez.
Fin.
So simple, so good. It’s not impossible.
