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INT. DINER - NIGHT

6 hot teens are trapped in a diner, hiding from zombies.

A lady zombie starts eating someone’s brain. The teens try really hard not to be noticed.

LONG PAUSE, THEN

BROCK (TO THE OTHERS): Hey. Hey guys… I’ll have what she’s having.

The others hit him and try to get him…

Chat
  • Woman: blah blah blah blah
  • Man: hmm
  • Woman: blah blah blah blah
  • Man: mm hmm
  • Woman: blah blah blah blah
  • Man: right
  • Woman: blah blah blah blah
  • Man: uh-huh
  • Woman: blah blah blah blah
  • Man: hmm
  • Woman: You wanna get outta here?
  • Man: check!
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One Act Play: Two Men

theidiotking:

MAN 1: Hey, who’s that cute girl I always see you with?

MAN 2: My wife?

MAN 1: Yeah… what’s her story?

MAN 2: Her story? Well, she’s a lawyer. And she’s married to me?

MAN 1: Cool, cool. And how does that work? Is that like, an all the time thing, or half the time, or…?

MAN 2: It’s all the time.

MAN 1: Holidays too?

MAN 2: Yup.

MAN 1: Right, gotcha. Leap days?

MAN 2: DUDE.

MAN 1: OKAY, I get it. You’re REALLY uptight. Good to know. Geez.

Fin.

So simple, so good.  It’s not impossible.