MAN 1: Hey, who’s that cute girl I always see you with?
MAN 2: My wife?
MAN 1: Yeah… what’s her story?
MAN 2: Her story? Well, she’s a lawyer. And she’s married to me?
MAN 1: Cool, cool. And how does that work? Is that like, an all the time thing, or half the time, or…?
MAN 2: It’s all the time.
MAN 1: Holidays too?
MAN 2: Yup.
MAN 1: Right, gotcha. Leap days?
MAN 2: DUDE.
MAN 1: OKAY, I get it. You’re REALLY uptight. Good to know. Geez.
So simple, so good. It’s not impossible.